You cut me off mid-funk.

iheartelbows replied to your post: a friend told me today that he thinks guys usually…

Hmm, so o find someone very attractive, they should be all arounds is that what he is saying? And I don’t think Kardashian should count that girl is under pounds of makeup

nah, he wasn’t saying they “should” be anything, he’s just saying that when it comes to celebrities guys are attracted to the whole package and girls fall for one very charming/endearing thing

iheartelbows replied to your post: The most narcissistic thing I’ve ever done in my…

I would have loved to see said pencil skirt. Why is it bad to be like DAMN I LOOK GOOOOOD. I mean as long as you don’t do it often, its all good daddy, we wanna be there to say hell ya, you look gorgeous.

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iheartelbows replied to your post: bought my first contacts ever (yes, i’ve worn…

POST A PICTURE NOW. You just reminded me i haven’t worn my contacts in a whiiilllle

 stuck—inthelabyrinth replied to your post: bought my first contacts ever (yes, i’ve worn…

contacts SUCK SO BAD when you’re first learning to get them in but then once your eyes stop flipping shit they’re so easy.

iheartelbows replied to your post: Watching Friends with Benefits because this was…

We should go dancing… and make this a great Saturday….now.

you seriously should’ve asked me like ten minutes ago. I’m in PJs now. 

iheartelbows replied to your post: I just reconnected my Facebook and Spotify…

It’s okay…people will now see my shameless love for the BeeGees, and Top 40 music. Oh and Rockabye Baby.

Son, Rockabye Baby is amazing. Ain’t no shame in that. And well, I guess people will just have to ~deal~

GET READY FOR CLASSIC ROCK FOLLOWED BY KE$HA

iheartelbows replied to your post: Post-Yankee Stadium High…

Hey, don’t forget elevator closeness with Shaday

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iheartelbows replied to your post: Fuck, now I have Pretty Ricky’s “On the Hotline”…

You would sing this to me…all the time. And then I would corn it up with some George Michael

Good times <3

iheartelbows replied to your post: A little aside before I go back to working on this…

Me gusta.

Me gusta a mi tambien. 

It was a nice reminder that I go here for a reason. 

iheartelbows replied to your post: The fact that love songs still make me kind of…

Except when I play them for you <3

Well, obviously, because you’re my one true love. Duh.

iheartelbows replied to your post: In typical Leticia fashion, I am currently crying…

I seriously wonder who took my mothereffing copy of that book.

That is some serious shit. When you find out, let me know so we can deliver that person with an Oscar-esque Grand Beating. 

iheartelbows replied to your post: reading essays I wrote in high school is about as…

Dude, sometimes I feel like I write like I just came to America. It’s like I know NOTHING about prepositions

Saaaame. I’ll try to write a complex sentence and end up sounding like Hemingway on crack. fml. 

iheartelbows replied to your post: Also, today I read something about sleeping with a…

Alleluia, they need to breathe.

 khrysteenah replied to your post: Also, today I read something about sleeping with a…

Let them titties breathe gurl. (I mean come on, I work for the biggest bra company ever)

iheartelbows replied to your post: Tonight someone jokingly said to me, “you’re a bad…

Dude, you’re a Dominican American. Una Quiqueyana who likes cheeseburgers. Dassit. I just had to end it like that, I couldn’t resist.

Lmfao, I need you around when these things happen and I have little identity crises. DASSIT.