You cut me off mid-funk.

1863-project:

wewalktogetherforever:

sealcat:

sports teams names are so weird like they’re just nouns like you could pick anything you could have snapbacks that just say “umbrellas” and have an aggressive looking umbrella holding a hockey stick or something

My personal favorites are the Albuquerque Isotopes and, in the somewhat unknown and very tiny baseball league in Great Britain, the Bolton Robots of Doom. 

(via responsibleforthiswaterbottle)

agathokakologicalbelladonna:

thegoddamazon:

I can’t date a man whose waist is smaller than mine. I want my legs to look like a butterfly when he’s fucking me.

Too fucking real. 

YES.

(Source: heirofmedusa)

condorn:

condorn:

How do you get holy water?

you boil the hell out of it

(via iloveniallslaugh)

allyhatingheterophobe:

Misandry is a joke.

Do people not understand this?

It’s a joke, because sexism is the systematic oppression of women, and misogyny is rampant and easy, but misandry takes a concerted effort because we’ve all been trained to love men.

When people say they are misandrists then nine times out of ten it is a joke because however hard you try you can’t oppress men in that way. In this society it actually does not work.

It’s a joke. We are laughing at the fact that people think misandry is an existing problem which is “just as bad as misogyny”. We are laughing because it’s easier than crying.

It’s a bitter, angry, and necessary joke.

(via misandry-mermaid)