hes such a dork
i wanna sit on his dick
Beyonce makes me wanna go get ready for no reason
(Source: zaynandharrypls, via henriksaves)
The proper response to street harassment
(Source: grrlyman, via lalaolive)
making my way downtown oh my fucking god where am i
#that should not have been as funny as it was
i wanna hav s*x
sax? ha ha right on
hit it bill
dont eat potatoes its culturally appropriating to the irish and as a non irish person it offends ME
Potatoes were first grown and domesticated in Peru by the Andean/Inca people. Not in Ireland.
If you’re going to try to make a pathetic joke, at least know what you’re talking about first.
*sends you a platonic nude*